Spring Break
Here is a summary of my entire Spring Break.
Friday:
Turned in my Graphics projects 30 minutes before it was due
Treat myself to a burrito bowl at Chipotle
Resident Evil 5 with roommate
Battlestar Galactica series finale
Saturday:
Sleep in for the first time in a long time
Beat Resident Evil 5 with roommate
Driver to Peoria for Riverboat Gamblin
Walk away 300 dollars richer
Steak N dinner - no Wi-Fi and drunk old boobs
Realize I never want to see Peoria in the daylight
Sunday:
Wake up around 2 p.m.
Get Wendy’s
Spend part of money on video games
Proceed to play said video games
Lounge around and read Marvel’s House of M
Play video games until I fall asleep
Monday:
Wake up aroud 2 p.m.
Go to work and check in my articles
Schedule time to play writey-drawey with buzz coworkers
Lounge around/read/listen to music/play video games until writey drawey
Get picked up by Tommy to go buy beer
Go to Matt’s and play writey drawey:
Octopi translates into eight pies
Hilarity ensues
Jimmy Johns
Deliciousness ensues
Sleep
Tuesday:
Wake up
Drive home to Salem, fall in love with The Mae Shi
Arrive home, play with my dog Oscar
Eat with parents
Write review of Resident Evil 5 for the217.com
Catch up on Dollhouse
Fall asleep watching Iron Chef America
Wednesday:
Wake up at noon
Get free food at my favorite restaurant back home
Relax/play video games/read until parents come home for dinner
Have amazing dinner with parents
Get a call from Chad, Bryce and Rob, who came to Salem
Go visit our friend Katie and Brittany
Go bowling and meet some fun people from Green Bay
Go to sleep early to prepare myself for my weekend trip
Thursday:
Wake up at 9 am
Get oil changed
Get a bag full of ball bearings
Pick up Andy’s turntable from his Mother
Drive to Breese
Buy 48 bottles of Ski and lunch at my favorite restaurant ever, Wally’s
Visit my Grandmother
Continue driving to Joplin, MO
See a business called FAG on the way, nearly crash car due to laughing
Arrive in Joplin, 46 bottles of Ski left
Meet up with Robb
Go meet Biaka and a few of their friends
Go to Starbucks to meet more of their friends
Andy shows up at Starbucks
Hugs ensue
Go to a bar called Blackthorn, consume PBR
Drive to Andy, Biaka and Robb’s house
Watch Lost
Read Hedge Knight by Geroge R. R. Martin - amazing
Sleep
Friday:
Wake up early
Eat breakfast with Andy’s dad, the incredible Jim Nash. I eat something called Hillbilly Hashbrowns. Too much cheese.
The One Meat
Play in Jim Nash’s semi truck.
Almost sprain ankle jumping over hurdle thing
Go to Andy and Biaka’s old apartment to pick up things, find out power was turned off.
Open fridge, see a turkey log that has been in the unpowered fridge for who knows how long
Smell the worst thing I have ever smell in my entire life
Run out of apartment and dry heave
Andy throws up
Go to see April while she works at Starbucks
Find out she doesn’t have to work for another few hours
Biaka and I go help her decorate for her friends welcome back party. Andy naps. Robb shows up a bit later
Blew up balloons like a champ
Streamer the hell out of the apartment
Write Hot Riot on the ceiling:
Go to get ice cream, but end up getting food instead
Go back to the house, hang around listening to music
Go buy Hot N Ready’s for the Welcome Back Party
Purchase 6 pizzas, eat one in the parking lot
Arrive at party, convince everyone that they gave us an empty box when they find an empty pizza box
Continue with joke until one of the girls decides to call Papa Johns to demand a refund
Hilarity ensues
Meet some amazing people:
Have more fun with a balloon and our noses and knees than should be humanly allowed
Rock me mama like a wagon wheel *clap clap clap clap clap*
Rock me mama any way you feel *clap clap clap clap clap*
Rock me mama like the wind and the rain *clap clap clap clap clap*
Rock me mama like a south-bound train *clap clap clap clap clap*
Hey mama rock me
Get assigned boy band personalities. I was the “heart throb”:
Invent game called “Grow a Pair” which invovles seeing who can last the longest in the apartment with the rotten turkey.
Go back to the turkey apartment
Last maybe 10 seconds before I run outside to drive heave again.
Andy throws up 3 more times
Head back and play writey drawey
Before writey drawey begins, have a party blower war:
Biaka sticks one in each of his nostrils and laughs. They inflate when he laughs, which causes him to laugh more. This lasts for around 10 minutes.
“That’s a stallion” “No, that is a giraffe coming out of his shorts”
Go back to the house
Watch 30 Rock
24 Skis left.
sleep
Saturday:
Wake up
Go eat BBQ: pulled pork sandwich, GIANT basket of curley fries and one of the most delicous pieces of chocolate peanut butter pie I have ever had
Robb’s broccoli salad smells ridiculously like the turkey in the refrigerator
Andy almost throws up
As we were leaving the restaurant, notice a vending machine that sells fake mustaches…of course I buy one.
Put on mustache. Put on short shorts, bandanna, and a way too small polo:
HIlarity ensues
This is what Freedom looks like:
Prepare to go to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the basketball game:
Consume beer, croutons and wings
Go back to house and change back to regular clothes. Short shorts in an ice storm is not a good idea
Go to Blackthornn, order pizza, drink many-a-pitcher of American Ale
Say It Ain’t So
Come on Eileen
Drink more pitchers of Miller Light
Walk back to the house
Have an amazing drunken discussion with Robb
sleep
Sunday:
Drive home
The Mighty Boosh is on Adult Swim!
Go to bed early
